Stoney River Steakhouse and Grill. Roswell Georgia
Address: 10524 Alpharetta Hwy, Roswell, GA 30076
This place is…medium-rare Steak. Ya done.
Will Smith said he would die on a treadmill to win a competition. Michael Jackson said, to the best band in the world, on his last tour, in his last days, to give your all, “it’s about love.” 50 Cent said winners win and losers lose. Well if the battle is for the stomachs and souls of Atlantas hungry patrons then Stoney River, in Roswell, is the champion. And “Aidan” with an A”, the waiter, is their patron knight.
The staff is professional and dresssed in black like some restaurant ninjas.
The food presentation is impeccable. Check the photos.
Cost wise I’ve paid more for worse food in mediocre restaurants. Like I should be blessed, to be at their establishment. I tell you what! Check my review history! I got ya!
This place is the reason you go out. This place is “Firefly” season one, overlooked by short sighted business execs. This place is Rick and Morty, all seasons. It’s Game of Thrones Season 1-6.
No? No?? The butter is honey cinnamon butter. You had rolls?? You haven’t had these rolls! Try me Atlanta!
And bring your lady here.
Forkability – How likely you are to return?
Everyone gets forked here. Ritual unlocked.
Mood Sauce – Atmosphere & vibe?
Sunday best meets steakhouse swagger. Bring Kim Kardashian here instead of The C-Factory.
Bite Energy – How strong the flavors hit?
Direct hit. Juicy. Unapologetic. Like it owes you money.
Staff Swagger – Cool.
Professional assassins of bad service. Aidan deserves a steak statue in the lobby.
Damage Control – Price vs experience?
Fair. Like a firm handshake from a billionaire who likes you.
Spoonful of Drama – Any shady or weird shit?
Nope. This place is too focused on winning.
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